![]() ![]() Rita often experiences darragh – loss of all bodily functions at once – which cannot always be attributed to her being schnoz boggled, which is quite often, as she is reputed to consume a high-volume of Bundaberg and Coke mixers with her tins of baked beans. Rita demonstrates incredible generosity and warmth through her candid descriptions of the velocity and violent stench of her very unpleasant bottom burps and tsunami like sharts, which have left her largely unable to participate in social gatherings due to the extreme effect of the overwhelming miasma that surrounds Rita everywhere she goes. In a new and innovative take on bodily functions, Rita Panahi’s book ‘Telling it like it is’ smashes through the brown toilet ceiling as she so passionately and intricately shares blow-by-blow details of her daily struggle with excess flatulence and explosive diarrhoea. ![]() Expect more craft beer then.Brave and insightful glimpse in to Rita's struggle with flatulence His interview with The Australian Women’s Weekly goes on sale shortly and surely a matchy-matchy 60 Minutes with partner Jodie Haydon can’t be too far away after the program showcased the Prime Minister’s musical skills. The Opposition Leader even has a craft beer named after him, Albo, from the Willie The Boatman brewery in his inner-west Sydney electorate of Grayndler. POLITICAL CRAFTĬraft beer breweries are to Anthony Albanese what ukuleles are to Scott Morrison. At the service, she praised the “individuals and towns responded with resilience, ingenuity, courage and selflessness to situations that were changing at terrifying speed”. The princess was a stoic representative of the Queen and the royal family at the Black Saturday memorial in 2009, where she stood alongside Governor-General Quentin Bryce, Victorian premier Steve Bracks and state governor David de Kretser. This week, four representatives from Buckingham Palace jetted in for discussions on the potential royal visit and to scope out locations, an itinerary and how the trip would unfold.Īnd while NSW Governor Margaret Beazley is likely to be an official host of the princess while she is in Sydney, our bet is that Victorian Governor Linda Dessau is probably doing her best to ensure Victoria is included. The Herald Sun columnist was apparently none too impressed by the clickbait spin and went the full Panahi at the kids on the social media desk. Nowhere in the controversial column was there a reference to “just 83 healthy Australians”. On Tuesday, Hun health editor Grant McArthur was out and about on social media promoting a make-good article on the stats, calling it “a better breakdown ABS Covid data than some others” and adding: “Any notion we could ignore pub health measures cause only the unhealthy die from Covid is more than a stretch.”īut wait. Reporting staff raised concerns about the piece with editors, who removed the inflammatory tweet. The tweet linked to a piece by star columnist Rita Panahi headlined “National panic attack came at massive price”. The storm followed the Herald Sun sending out a tweet on Friday that read: “Alarmist bureaucrats crippled society and destroyed countless livelihoods over a virus that data shows killed just 83 healthy Australians.” A mini workers’ revolt has occurred at the other newspaper over COVID-19 death statistics. ![]()
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